Frankenstein Meets The Space Monster (1965)

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Title: Frankenstein Meets The Space Monster
CinemaBandits Title: Those Earth Women-Folk Sure Is Pretty!

CinemaBandits Review: Mars has a little problem.

They've gone and had a nuclear war.

Seems as though our sister planet has the same issues we do... Men in positions of power use violence to try to solve problems, which eventually results in a world-wide conflagration... a nuclear war!... making their planet uninhabitable.

Oh... and they done ain't got no women there, neither!

So, the last remaining Martians have travelled to Earth to gather up our females... presumably because they've received TV signals of the Oprah Show and thought to themselves "I gots to get me some of that!".

Makes perfect sense so far, huh?

Unfortunately, the name of the movie, Frankenstein Meets The Space Monster, implies there's gonna be a 'Frankenstein' somewhere in the movie. The writers must have brought this little point to the attention of the director because, for a reason I still can't understand, a whole other plot surfaces suddenly. This one has a NASA cyborg landing on Puerto Rico and terrorizing that tropical paradise by crashing dance-party's, and running around the beaches killing local coconut farmers!

And if there's one thing you don't do in Puerto Rico, it's screw with the coconut farmers........ or eat tacos from a street vendor!

No way, Jośe!

Soon the entire Puerto Rican army (which consists entirely of 1 General, 2 Jeeps, a few corporals, and lots of stock footage) is on the move. And they don't care if you're from another planet or if you're a horribly malfunctioning human robot... they're kickin' some butt and takin' some names!

Well, needless to say, the Martians and that NASA robot-thingy picked the wrong unincorporated territory of the United States to mess with.

Both the coconut farmers and the gentler sex are saved!

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